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3×19 – Heart of Darkness

[To Jeremy] “No hard feelings, mate, but we’re not buds.”

“You know, I’ll never get used to aluminum. But, hey, at least it won’t break.”

Damon: “Mary…”
Kol: “Quite contrary. Shame about Mary. She used to be a blast. I don’t quite know what happened. I fear all the time she spent with my family might have ruined her. She was a bit of an original groupie.”
Elena: “And were you her favorite?”
Kol: “You mean, did I turn her. I think I did. But, no, wait. Maybe it was Rebekah. But there was also a Klaus period. And let’s not forget the Elijah affair. I spoke to my brother. I know you’re trying to find out who you descended from. Now you never will. So… Where did we leave off?”
Damon: “Elena, get out of here!”
Kol: “According to my brother, you’re off-limits. Just don’t test me.”
Damon: “Don’t touch her.”
Kol: “Oh, dear. I’ve hit the nerve. Relax, darling. I just want us to be even. You snapped my neck, you killed my brother, and then you humiliated me. There. Now we’re even.”

3×15 – All My Children

Kol: “Well, well, well… there’s our girl.”
Rebekah: “Get out of my way, Kol.”
Kol: “Out all night. What a scandal. I trust you did better than that commoner. Matt, was it?”
Rebekah: “If you don’t shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it will be your teeth.”

Kol: “I’m bored. Our sister is a strumpet, but at least she’s having fun. I need entertainment.”
Klaus: “What are you waiting for? Go on. Have at it.”
Kol: “It’s no fun to go alone. Join me, Nik. It’s the least you could do after sticking a dagger in my heart.”
Klaus: “Ok. Why not? I didn’t have nearly enough to drink last night, what with you trying to murder Rebekah’s date.”
Rebekah: “Yes, please go. This house has enough men rolling around in it.”
Kol: “Just like you, Bekah.”
Rebekah: “Good ridance, both of you.”

[About Caroline]
Kol: “I remember her from last night. She looks like a tasty little thing.”
Klaus: “Say another word, and I’ll tear out your liver.”

[About Caroline]
Klaus: “Isn’t she stunning?”
Kol: “She certainly looks good walking away from you.”
Klaus: “I’ll take that as a challenge.”

Kol: “A woman of your caliber ought to choose more suitable company. What’s your name, love?”
Meredith: “None of your business.”
Kol: “Let’s try that again. I’ll start. I’m Kol.”
Meredith: “Why don’t you get lost, Kol?”
Kol: “And why would I do that? I like pretty little things with sharp tongues.”

“We are stuck out here while the favorite son plays sacrificial lamb. How pathetic you are, Finn.”

3×14 – Dangerous Liaisons

Kol: “Rebekah, tell me how handsome I am.”
Rebekah: “Ah, Kol, you know I can’t be compelled.”

Klaus [to Rebekah]: “Do you want another dagger in your heart?”
Kol: “Again with the dagger threats? Don’t you have any other tricks?”
Klaus: “Oh, go back to staring at yourself.”

[To Mayor Lockwood] “I hope your lovely town embraces us just as much as we plan to embrace it.”

[To Damon] “I’ve met a lot of people and you don’t particularly stand out.”

“You know, settling for mortals is the first sign of weakness.”

“And spit right in the face of mother’s rules? I’m in.”

“I’m itching to kill something.”

Rebekah: “Give me 15 minutes to lure Matt outside.”
Kol: “Outside? What’s wrong with right here on the stairs? Make a spectacle of it.”

Kol: “Don’t tell me you like this boy. And what did he do? He gave you 5 seconds of his attention? Don’t be so predictable, Rebekah.”
Rebekah: “You don’t have to be rude about it. Just leave him be, ok?”
Kol: “As you wish, sister.”

3×13 – Bringing Out The Dead

“Long time, brother.”

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